š¤In the market for HIGH-QUALITY Gamer Bathwater? Look no further! With all the cheap, fake-ASS gamer bathwater available on the market today you're just throwing your money away! š¤¢š¤®
𧬠Gamer Boy Bathwater: Senpai (Pro Gamer Since 1995ā¢) Edition š§¬is imbued with the DNA of a 6ft tall, Canadian Viking (Pro Gamer) Lumberjack. It also contains a specialized formula that willĀ help youĀ DOMINATE the Pro Gaming circuit and also beat any Mario Maker 2 level that exists.
Each bottle comes with its own genuine, [1] MLG ApprovedĀ Pro Gamer Pubic Hairā¢Ā for quality and DNA testing.
𧬠Gamer Boy Bathwater: Senpai (Pro Gamer Since 1995ā¢) Edition š§¬
- Available for pre-order today (in limited quantities)
- End productĀ may differ slightly in look (I.e., bottle shape, color, etc)
- OrdersĀ will be shipped on August 25th
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āWARNINGĀ ā
- šThis is a F U C K I N G joke! DO NOT BUY THIS!š
- ā ļøI repeat: DO NOT BUY THISā ļø
- šNOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION! Do not ingest, do not drink, DO NOT EVEN OPEN THE BOTTLE!
- āTechnically I can send bottles of water that are "NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION" across the border... but I have no idea what Customs Agents will think of bathwater and therefore cannot even guarantee this to arrive... BUT GOD DAMMIT I WILL TRY (if you are insane enough to order this)!
- šøBut seriously, go spend your money somewhere else or, better yet, SAVE IT!
ā DOĀ go buy a shirt though! They're super amazing quality, ethically made and have an amazingĀ universal Pro Gamer Since 1995⢠design (now with free shipping)!āļøš¤©
[1] MLG: Massive LULz Gaming