🧬 Gamer Boy Bathwater: Senpai (Pro Gamer Since 1995™) Edition 🧬
🧬 Gamer Boy Bathwater: Senpai (Pro Gamer Since 1995™) Edition 🧬
🧬 Gamer Boy Bathwater: Senpai (Pro Gamer Since 1995™) Edition 🧬

🧬 Gamer Boy Bathwater: Senpai (Pro Gamer Since 1995™) Edition 🧬

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$99.99 CAD
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$99.99 CAD
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🤔In the market for HIGH-QUALITY Gamer Bathwater? Look no further! With all the cheap, fake-ASS gamer bathwater available on the market today you're just throwing your money away! 🤢🤮

🧬 Gamer Boy Bathwater: Senpai (Pro Gamer Since 1995™) Edition 🧬is imbued with the DNA of a 6ft tall, Canadian Viking (Pro Gamer) Lumberjack. It also contains a specialized formula that will help you DOMINATE the Pro Gaming circuit and also beat any Mario Maker 2 level that exists.

Each bottle comes with its own genuine, [1] MLG Approved Pro Gamer Pubic Hair™ for quality and DNA testing.

🧬 Gamer Boy Bathwater: Senpai (Pro Gamer Since 1995™) Edition 🧬

  • Available for pre-order today (in limited quantities)
  • End product may differ slightly in look (I.e., bottle shape, color, etc)
  • Orders will be shipped on August 25th

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WARNING 

  • 🛑This is a F U C K I N G joke! DO NOT BUY THIS!🛑
  • ⚠️I repeat: DO NOT BUY THIS⚠️
  • 💀NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION! Do not ingest, do not drink, DO NOT EVEN OPEN THE BOTTLE!
  • Technically I can send bottles of water that are "NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION" across the border... but I have no idea what Customs Agents will think of bathwater and therefore cannot even guarantee this to arrive... BUT GOD DAMMIT I WILL TRY (if you are insane enough to order this)!
  • 💸But seriously, go spend your money somewhere else or, better yet, SAVE IT!

✅DO go buy a shirt though! They're super amazing quality, ethically made and have an amazing universal Pro Gamer Since 1995™ design (now with free shipping)!✌️🤩

[1] MLG: Massive LULz Gaming